Funny keychains, a hot man/dog calendar, and “memory mints” are just some of the funny Gag Gifts For Women you’ll find on this list.
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This is an actual look at how I felt with the gift Pete bought me for my birthday this year. I wish I had a picture of his reaction because he laughed and laughed and absolutely loved the gag gift he gave me.
Although he didn’t actually consider it a gag gift. But I did.
If you want to be on the giving end of a gag gift for a woman, you’re in luck. We put together a list of very funny — and very appropriate — gag gifts for women.
So many gag gifts are very inappropriate, and I didn’t want to include any of those. These are all family-friendly gifts that you can open in mixed company.
And yes, the sign that Pete gave me is on this list too. Don’t worry.
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Gag Gifts For Women
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Hunky Buddies Drink Markers
If your friend loves throwing parties, there’s a good chance you’ve gone to her house and had to scribble your name on a red Solo cup with a Sharpie.
But, now that you’re a little older and drinking out of actual glasses, your friend needs these Hunky Buddies Drink Markers so you guys can make your wine glasses. What? I said you’re older, not more mature.
The men are in Speedos with their names on the back. One is Brad, one is Chad. Just missing dad (IYKYK).
A Wise Woman Once Said “f this s” And She Lived Happily Ever After Wine Glass
You know what. Sometimes a women has had enough. And at that point, saying “screw it” and starting a new path causes the best results. And sometimes that path, and the getting there, involves wine.
So this A Wise Woman Once Said “f this s” And She Lived Happily Ever After Wine Glass is absolutely perfect. It’s a good reminder that she is woman, hear her roar, she’s got this, and all those other buzz phrases.
Chill Out! Gel Eye Pads
Women need a little R&R sometimes because life is hard. Sometimes, a woman just wants a little shut eye.
And yes, of course, you can buy her some eye pads or a cucumber to help take the bags out from under her eyes. But where’s the fun in that?
Instead, get her these really funny Chill Out! Gel Eye Pads, which are shaped to look like eyeballs. So even when she’s resting her eyes, she’s watching you.
Pigs In Blankets Silicone Mold
If you friend likes spending time in the kitchen, or just likes funny kitchen gadgets, this pigs in blankets silicone mold is perfect.
Pour in some pancake batter, add a mini hot dog or breakfast sausage in the center, and bake. When it’s done, you get these pig-shaped pigs in a blanket. Fantastic.
Golden Girls Mints
I know a lot of women who carry mints in their purse just to have them. Most have a generic Altoids tin because they’re common and you can find them at checkout.
But, what would be really funny would be these Golden Girl mints. When someone asks her for a mint and she whips out a box with Betty White on it? That’s hilarious.
Also, these mints are cheesecake shaped, which is perfect.
Zen Garden Litter Box
Desktop zen gardens were really popular for a while. I guess everyone was getting super stressed out.
If your friend is stressed, but also has a good sense of humor, this Zen Garden Litter Box is perfect. It comes with two cats and a wooden rake.
One of our friends got this for me for Christmas a few years ago and I laughed so hard, so I know your friend will too.
Calm Down Karen Candle
I was in a shop in Boone with my cousin and stumbled over this Calm Down Karen candle. It made me laugh so, so hard, especially because the label says, “This candle was made by the manager.”
Oh, it’s the perfect gag gift for someone who is a little over the top or someone who works in retail and deals with Karens all the time.
Hey, Train Wreck, This Isn’t Your Station Magnet
Ever since I was a teenager, I remember buying funny magnets for my friends. They were so great to hang in our lockers in high school.
Now my friends are old enough to have refrigerators instead of lockers, but funny magnets — like this Hey, Train Wreck, This Isn’t Your Station magnet — are still great gift, or gag gift, ideas.
Float Tea Infuser
Pete and I have tea time almost every night. It’s a great way for us to unwind in the evening. We use teabags, mostly, but sometimes we’ll put loose tea in a tea infuser.
If your friend has tea that way too, a float tea infuser is a great gag gift. You can get it as a unicorn or a flamingo. It looks just like a pool float and will sit on top of your friend’s mug, steeping her tea.
Harry Styles Crochet Kit
My sister-in-law got me a Hello Kitty crochet kit last year for Christmas and was such a good gift idea.
So, if you’re shopping for someone crafty, and you want to get them a gag gift, this Unofficial Harry Styles Crochet Kit is perfect. It comes with everything she needs to make Harry Styles.
Making it will be relaxing. Looking at it all the time will be hysterical.
Blessed Are Those Who Do They Dishes Towel
If you’ve known me a while, you now I always change my kitchen towels with the season or the holiday. So, of course, I get towels often as gifts. They’re always nice ones.
But, if I was getting one for someone as a gag gift, it would absolutely be this Blessed Are Those Who Do They Dishes towel. Because really, anyone who does the dishes so I don’t have to should go straight to heaven.
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Of course, these aren’t the only gag gifts online. They’re just our favorites. There are more out there, like the “Happiness Is Being Married to An Italian” Decorative Wall Tile above.
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Gag Gifts For Him:
Need some gifts for men instead? Check out this list of the Top 10+ Gag Gift Ideas to shop for him.
Which of these Gag Gifts For Women is your favorite? Let us know in the comments.