I like Chick-fil-A because one] I like chicken and two] I just think those darn cows are adorable.
If you’re not chicken [[oh geez]], and you dress up like a cow today, July 10 [[which happens to be Cow Appreciation Day]], you’ll get a free meal.
If you don’t have a cow costume, don’t have a cow [[oh geez, again!]], you can use the starter kit here.
So, all it comes down to is this: Which would you rather — free food or your dignity?