
My brother met me at home one day last weekend, and I had just gotten a box from
WAT-AAH! in the mail. I opened the box to show him four bottles of water.
"Well that's a saturated market," he said.
I wanted to ask him if he wanted to help me review the water for this week's Saturday Sample, but instead he said, "No, that was such a great comment, I'm not talking about it anymore."
Oh, he's so punny.
The WAT-AAH! I received are the ones pictured, four narrow bottles with
neon lettering [[they're geared towards kids, by the way, so put your Momma Cap on now]]. The bottles, we decided, are a little large for little hands. They're 16.9 oz., like a typical water bottle, but since they're so tall and narrow, it seems like them falling on the ground accidentally is inevitable.
Thank goodness it's only water inside.
I take that back. It's not "only" water. It's fortified water. Yes, the pink bottle is Spring Water only for Body [[to make you feel bett-aah]], but there's one for Bones [[with magnesium]] to make you grow strong-aah, Energy [[with oxygen]] to make you run fast-aah, and Brain [[with
electrolytes]] to make you think smart-aah.
Now, I have no idea what an electrolyte tastes like, and after drinking this water, chances are you won't either. It doesn't have some strong aftertaste. But, it doesn't taste like filtered tap water -- or regular tap water either. It's a little thicker than regular water, if that makes any sense. Someone who helped me try it said it tasted like flat soda. I think he meant the density of it. I'm not saying this as a bad thing, just a matter of fact thing.
The bottles on the labels are really eye catching. The logo is of a little boy, screaming for WAT-AAH! so loud, his tonsils are showing. If you've got kiddies, you know that's how you want them to look. You don't want them screaming for soda [[or sot-aah]], you want them yelling for something that will hydrate them and not pump sugar into their already active veins.
You're interested, aren't you? Well, if you're super interested, you need to come back tomorrow *hint hint*